What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:40

A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What are some of the most annoying movie clichés?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Do girls ever miss their first love?
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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